in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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