worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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