butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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