i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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