I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
