Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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