thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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