So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Randomize
