Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Enjoy the penises
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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