some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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