Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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