Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
