People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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