can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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