So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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