Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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