hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
Randomize
