wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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