and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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