so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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