Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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