why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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