I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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