i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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