just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
And then he peed in my hair
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