Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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