Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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