i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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