My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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