it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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