Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Do plants get herpes?
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