I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
only you would photoshop your dick
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am naked and annoyed.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
