At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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