You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
where are my eyebrows?
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