if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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