gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
PANTIES FOUND
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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