Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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