Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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