About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
