Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
