They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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