It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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