I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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