I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just puked most of my soul out..
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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