oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I could fuck to npr.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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