**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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