remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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