Where is the hickey?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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