i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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