I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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